Kieron ¦ Pan Global Domination ¦ Through a Beer Glass

A MoleYou are what you drink

Indeed never let it be said that a man who drinks too much looks lumpen. For it is the lumpen classes who walk and stalk this earth that demonstrate the great goodness that exists in Human life today. To be honest thats probably bollox..  A Lumpen


Another MoleThings Kieron may have said...

Beer...  The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. Homer Simpson

  • "An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did."
  • "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." (Dean Martin)
  • Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days." (W C Fields)


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My old grandad a sailor of many years used to say a saying that went like this.

"We went ashore for a drink and a laugh, and ended up drinking from the Furry cup"

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